2011 NFL Fantasy Football Draft: Sink Or Swim

Following Twitter pages of ESPN analyst Adam Schefter before the NFL Lockout was worse than following Sami and Ronnie’s on-again off-again relationship on the Jersey Shore. Since the NFL Lockout ended, news regarding player movement has been the most exciting two weeks of off-season activity in sports history. (other than the infamous Lebron James Decision) So let us take a further look and break down some familiar faces in new places by examining how these players will ultimately be impacted from a fantasy perspective. In honor of Shark Week, it seemed only appropriate to decide whether or not these players on new teams will sink or swim.

Quarter Backs

Sink: Donovan McNabb- Minnesota Vikings

Mcnabb will certainly be productive and improve the Vikings’ record from last season, but that does not necessarily translate to fantasy points. Mcnabb’s biggest difficulty while on the Redskins was the lack of talent surrounding him. He does have the luxury of handing the ball to Adrian Peterson, but the Vikings depth at the receiver position is not much better than it was in the nation’s capital. Percy Harvin is a younger and more explosive version of Santana Moss yet he has history of missing games due to migraines. Harvin is Minnesota’s only legitimate threat down field. Other options include Bernard Berrian, Greg Camarillo, and Michael Jenkins; not exactly the Three Musketeers. If they were able to resign Sidney Rice then I would be much more optimistic about Mcnabb’s fantasy value. With a weak offensive line protecting him, Mcnabb projects as nothing more than a backup quarterback on your roster. With enough depth at the position, there are other quarterbacks to swim with.

Swim: Kevin Kolb- Arizona Cardinals

For someone who has only started 7 career NFL Games, this guy is drawing a lot of buzz. There is reason though to be optimistic about his potential besides the fact he signed a 5 year, $63 million extension. He has a unique NFL record consisting of the most throwing yards in his first two professional games (391 and 327 yards respectively). More importantly Andy Reid, who is an offensive guru, had enough confidence in Kolb to trade Donovan Mcnabb within their own division last year. If it wasn’t for Michael Vick being an Eagle, the most dynamic quarterback in the entire league, Kolb would still be in Philadelphia. Throwing to Larry Fitzgerald on a regular basis, playing against the weak NFC West competition, and having a highly questionable running attack lead by rookie Ryan Williams and Beanie (Beaten Up) Wells, all bodes well (no pun intended) in Kolb’s favor. With plenty of throwing attempts this season, look for Kolb to be a low end QB1 or an excellent QB2 in standard scoring leagues.

Running Backs

Sink: Tim Hightower- Washington Redskins

Flip-flopping, irrational decision making, lack of confidence; these are all characteristics you can use to describe Congress or for our purposes Mike Shanahan. Putting faith in both seems quite troublesome. Coach Shanahan benched a potential hall of famer for REX GROSSMAN. I know he has two Super Bowl rings as a head coach, but after that move he can no longer be considered trustworthy for fantasy owners. In Tim Hightower’s case he is returning back home after playing his collegiate ball at Richmond. He may be the projected week 1 starter on the depth chart but they have plenty of other options. Ryan Torain in his first season as starter totaled 742 yards in only 10 games. While hurt now, Torain is only expected to miss 1-2 weeks of preseason action which means he should be healthy for the start of the season. They also drafted Roy Helu in the fourth round and could even give Keiland Williams a couple carries per game. Hightower has a propensity for fumbling the football. (8 total fumbles in the last two seasons) At some point this will lead to him being placed in Coach Shanahan’s doghouse. Hightower is really more of a 3rd down power back then starting tail back. If forced to choose one running back in this crowded attack Ryan Torain would be my answer but honestly avoiding all Redskins on offense is the safest play. Remember their starting quarterback is either Rex Grossman or John Beck not exactly the Great White Shark that will intimidate opposing defenses.

Swim: Willis McGahee- Denver Broncos

If you believe that Knowshon Moreno is an every down superstar running back then you can stop reading this. For those who have stayed with me it means you also realize that Moreno has never lived up to the hype of being the first fantasy football running back selected in the 2009 Draft ahead of guys like LeSean McCoy, Shonn Greene, and undrafted Arian Foster which still boggles the mind. Moreno is a solid contributor but McGahee went to the perfect team to showcase his skills. New head coach John Fox will certainly implement the running game on a more consistent basis than pass happy Josh McDaniels. Coach Fox mostly used a two back system in Carolina with DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart. McGahee has a realistic chance of averaging 10-12 carries per game which could result in roughly 200 attempts for an entire season. He should be able to post numbers close to 700 yards and 8 TDs. These are not necessarily amazing statistics but they would certainly help him outperform his preseason composite ranking of 54th according to Fantazzle. Also remember that Moreno is injury prone missing three games last season. Teebow may steal some goal line carries but ultimately McGahee will be the featured player in the red zone making him a strong RB4 option that many fans are overlooking.

Wide Receivers

Sink: Braylon Edwards- San Francisco 49ners

As a diehard Jets fan, Braylon Edwards was mislabeled throughout his tenure. He did not have a case of the drops like his critics proclaimed (only one last season) and his run blocking ability was an underrated strength. Unfortunately for Edwards, his fantasy potential is limited even though his talent is not. The untalented player named Alex Smith who remains under center is the reason for this. How many times is this guy going to receive a second chance? Entering his 7th year as a professional, the 49ners should have pulled the plug on this experiment and found a new signal caller to go along with their new head coach. Instead, they have a mediocre quarterback who is often injured. In 11 games last season, he averaged close to 215 yards per contest. The rationale behind examining this fact is that San Francisco already has plenty of weapons to throw to. On a week to week basis, Edwards will not be a reliable option. Vernon Davis is the clear number one receiving threat and should garner around 100 yards per contest. Also remember that playmaker Michael Crabtree is entering that magical third season when receivers generally blossom. Now add other targets such as Josh Morgan, Ted Ginn Jr, and Frank Gore out of the backfield. Suddenly it becomes a fair question to wonder where Braylon Edwards is going to find reception yardage on a consistent basis. Sure he will snatch his fair share of TDs except there are way too many fish to feed with a quarterback who frankly hasn’t proven he is able to do much more than simply tread water.

Swim: Roy Williams- Chicago Bears

If Jerry Jones read this he would go insane especially after trading away a first and third round pick for the underachieving receiver. Although the truth remains that Roy Williams has a serious chance to resurrect his career in the windy city. He gets to reconnect with offensive coordinator Mike Martz who we all know loves throwing the ball. When they were in Detroit together for two years Williams was highly productive. In 2006 he had 82 receptions, 1310 yards, and 7 TDs. In 2007 he produced 64 receptions, 838 yards, and 5 TDs in spite of missing four games. Even though Williams is a veteran, he is still only 29 years old with plenty of fuel left in the tank. He should easily surpass Johnny Knox as the number one receiver playing with a chip on his shoulder for the Bears. Behind an offense led by Jay Cutler, look for Williams to make a big splash and someone you are going to want to eat up on draft day.

Instant Nobrainer

In recent memory, every baseball season has a few things in common. The Yankees and Sox competing atop the AL East, cheesy wedding proposals at stadiums across the country, prospects who we never heard of being exchanged for all-stars, (that unfortunately includes anybody now just ask all-star starter Scott Rolen whose batting .242 with 5 homeruns) and of course the question should there be instant replay? The simple answer is yes. Why do commentators have to keep asking this routine question about the use of instant replay? The Braves and Pirates recently played a compelling 19 inning game that was decided on a blown call. If you don’t believe me just ask the umpire Jerry Meals who made the call.

"After coming into the locker room, I reviewed the incident through our videos that we have in here and after seeing a few of them, on one particular replay, I was able to see that Lugo's pant leg moved ever so slightly when the swipe tag was attempted by McKenry," That's telling me that I was incorrect in my decision and that he should have been ruled out and not safe."

Okay so let me get this straight. The umpire admitted to a mistake and says with the assistance of instant replay he would have made the correct call. Again let me repeat, instant replay would have resulted in the Correct Call. So why are critics against this again? Joe Torre who I greatly respect, currently holds the title of Major League Baseball Executive Vice President of Baseball Operations. I have no idea what that title entails, but his assessment of the scenario remains ludicrous,

"Most in the game recognize that the human element always will be part of baseball and instant replay can never replace all judgment calls by umpires,"

Maybe not, but it can surely eliminate most blown calls. Do we remember a couple of years ago when people wanted to see instant replay on homerun balls? Traditionalists complained saying it would cause too much of a delay in the game. Next thing you know, controversial fair or foul homerun balls became talking points and more relevant to discuss then the game itself. Shortly after in the middle of the season, instant replay was installed. It has never been debated since and most would agree it has benefited the overall product of the game. So why not extend instant replay?

There remain baseball purists who do not want to taint America’s past time by further using instant replay. (In case steroid users did not already do this) Look its 2011, can we please use modern technology to improve the game. If a sold out crowd and millions of fans watching on television can get the call right, an umpire (who let’s remember gets paid to do this) should also be able to make the correct calls. Usually problems in sports do not have easy answers such as the NBA Lockout, drug testing for HGH, and how to get casual viewers to watch golf without Tiger Woods. Luckily a simple solution is in place for baseball to get the calls right. It is called Instant Replay which last time I checked leads to accurate and Instant Results.

I understand not wanting to use Instant Replay on every pitch trying to determine whether or not it is a strike or ball. Just like in the NBA you cannot have a referee going to the video monitor after every time a charge is called to determine if it is an offensive or defensive foul. But plays at the plate or at first plate have no excuse of being called incorrectly. Find me a fan who says “I wish we didn’t have instant replay so the refs could get the calls wrong.”

Instant replay works in football, basketball, hockey, and tennis. Looking at these sports should only help encourage the use of additional instant replay in baseball. Heck, I am still shocked as to why soccer does not use any form of instant replay after repeated mistakes by referees on plays such as handballs, off sides, fouls in the penalty box and whether or not the entire soccer ball crossed the line for a goal. Sure instant replay slightly breaks the momentum of the game, but as a fan wouldn’t you rather see the correct calls being made if it means an extra five minutes of looking at instant replays? Umpires should also want instant replay to help them on difficult decisions, that way they do not become an embarrassment on the sport and themselves. Remember Jim Joyce who made a name for himself by ruining Armando Galarraga’s perfect game. Umpires should not be rewriting history. Let coaches coach, players play, and umpires ump by using instant replay.

USA Soccer Update

Hello… you play to TIE the game. Ok so they did not beat England, but as a USA fan, you should be happy walking away from the game with at least one point. England deserved to win outplaying the Americans especially in the second half. The game was a tale of two goal keepers. One was remarkable, making his World Cup debut {and just happens to be from the same great state as Tony Soprano and Bruce Springsteen} the other was as dreadful as watching Celebrity Rehab. Tim Howard led the Red White and Blue with 6 crucial saves while playing with injured ribs. The Brits Robert Green on the other hand as I am sure you have seen, will most likely receive a lifetime V.I.P. pass into the Sports Center Not Top Ten. The goal he allowed to Clint Dempsey was pathetic. England is a world class team yet there goalie proved otherwise. Better to be lucky than good sure explains the USA game against England.

Slovenia and Algeria are the next two opponents on tap for USA with both being winnable games. No disrespect to either club, but results of a tie or loss would be considered a vast disappointment. Look for the 20 year old striker Jozy Altidore to get his name in the scoring column with Landon Donovan continuing to impress providing speed out of the midfield. There is no reason why the USA should not be able to get out of their group. After that, it is anybody’s guess as to how far they will go, but I am expecting a trip to the quarterfinals. The one thing that remains a question mark for this team though is their defense. A positive you can take out of their last game is that after giving up a quick goal, the U.S. was able to shutout 3rd ranked England for the remaining 85 minutes of action. If the Americans are to advance in the World Cup, it will be on the shoulders or rather ribs of Tim Howard who without a doubt is one of the best goalies in the world.

LBJ to NYK

Everyone has their own spin on the Lebron James saga. Rumors have surfaced such as John Calipari or Phil Jackson leaving their respective organizations to coach the King. Other stories consist of Lebron following his friend Jay-Z to play in New Jersey or the web which has a ridiculous soap opera of Lebron’s current teammate Delonte West apparently sleeping with his mother. {Google this if you don’t believe me} His zip code will remain unknown for at least another month, but the answer to the million or rather billion dollar question should be New York. Of course I am biased here and do not dispute this for one minute, HAVING SAID THAT it makes the most sense from all perspectives to live in the city that never sleeps.

Besides winning titles like he ultimately will accomplish, he also wants to become the global icon and richest athlete in the world. New York is the destination where that becomes a reality. Lebron would surpass Tiger Woods as the most famous active sports star thanks to Tiger’s Hugh Hefner like impersonation. Living in the city is an attractive proposition and too tempting for him to pass up. Now I know your saying he already is a worldwide star and does not need New York, but putting on a nightly show at the Garden is different than anything he has ever done. The entire city would shine with Lebron being at the center of the spotlight. New York not only provides celebrities at courtside but arguably the most passionate basketball fans. New York was 5th in total attendance last year after another horrible season. Imagine if they were actually winning?

In addition to being the biggest act in town, he also wants to win multiple championships and New York can surprisingly now provide that thanks to their league leading cap space. Other teams have superstars to pair along with Lebron, but their remains serious questions regarding these potential suitors. Let us take in-depth look into some of these scenarios:

The Chicago Bulls
They are becoming the emerging favorite in this sweepstakes, but I am not sold. Chicago has Derrick Rose but can two players who demand the ball in their hands constantly be effective alongside each other? They also have Joakim Noah a nice young player, but last time I checked isn’t he a clone of Anderson Varejao. {Strong defender, yet terrible when it comes to having offensive skills or decent looking hair} It is difficult to imagine a team with its starting lineup of Lebron James, Derrick Rose, Joakim Noah, Luol Deng, and Taj Gibson being that much better than the current Cavaliers roster. This does not sound like a team of legit title contenders considering they will not have additional cap space to sign another significant player.

Also there is another major reason Chicago is not the answer and it is because of a guy named Michael Jordan. If you think the New York Media is bad which it is, Chicago and the national coverage would be even worse. Even if it is not fair, James will directly be compared to Jordan for the rest of his career. No matter what he achieves with the Bulls, anything less than 6 titles will be considered a failure. Winning two rings for example in any other market is a success except in the Windy City. Playing in Jordan’s shadow is not the ideal circumstance for a free agent of James’ caliber.

The New Jersey Nets
Since they lost the draft lottery and the rights to John Wall, this seems to be less realistic. Remember they had a grand total of just 12 wins this season and were the worst team in the league. To make the argument that by going to the Nets he will become a champion seems about as ridiculous as Lindsay Lohan cleaning up her act. They have young talent, a rich Russian owner, and cap space which are all appealing characteristics; however they are still missing the skill and glamour to be competitive instantly. Playing in Newark for two or three years before moving to Brooklyn and never even being the most famous team in your own state seems quite undesirable as well.

The Miami Heat
They could make a serious run at James pairing him with another star in Wade. A move to Miami offers great weather, a chance to win, and the possibility of bringing the Hall-of-Fame coach Pat Riley out of retirement. The question then becomes is James that unselfish? Meaning would Lebron accept the role of co-star. He would still be an all-star but never a legit MVP candidate. Since James would be joining Wade’s team after all, he would never be considered the most valuable player on his own Heat squad let alone in the entire league.

This is the ultimate battle over alter egos. While they genuinely like each other, it is hard to imagine Lebron being able to accept that Miami would never solely be his team. If he truly wants to win putting aside everything else, South Beach might be the answer. Although, a stay in Florida also means making less money than his team mate Dwayne Wade. While on the surface this could work, I do not see the premier free agent of the NBA taking less money than he is worth. He surrounds himself with a team of smart business men and they will convince him he should at least be the highest paid player on his respective team. Rightfully so, Lebron will feel he deserves to be treated like royalty since after all he is a king.

The Cleveland Cavaliers
Lebron’s heart is probably telling him to remain in his home state; on the other hand his brain should be screaming to get out. He must be tired of having a team with the best regular season record only to get knocked out early in the post-season. It is not like the Cavs are improving anytime soon. They have no real cap space to make significant improvements and are only getting older. Shaq is no longer the dominant force he once was. Antawn Jamison, Moe Williams, and the Big Z are all nice complimentary pieces, but not overwhelming reasons to convince a superstar of James stature to stay. Other than JJ Hickson, there are no young exciting players on the Cavs roster. They are a solid team and will remain that way for an extended period of time, but they have not proven to be champions. Any team Lebron plays for will be an instant playoff contender, which is what Cleveland has now become. I understand he wants to be loyal to his fan base, but at some point he has to look at his legacy and realize there are better options to win now.

So that brings me back to the Knicks, the only team that can provide the combination of everything valuable to him which includes winning, the glamour of being a superstar in a super market, and developing talent. It may be ironic, but out of all the teams previously mentioned only the Knicks provide stability in their head coach. Mike D’antoni was his assistant coach during the Olympics who he enjoyed playing for. Lebron’s criticism towards former Cavaliers Coach Mike Brown was that their offense was not creative enough during the playoffs, something D’antoni could never be accused of. The other teams James is linked with all have coaching vacancies or question marks about their current coach. {If it meant getting Lebron or keeping Dwayne happy, the Heat would dump their current coach by the wayside} Some suggest this is tempting for James to have to ability to pick his new coach, but I look at this as a weakness of the other franchises. It is important to have an established coach and philosophy that a team has on a nightly basis with Lebron already being on record for admiring Coach D’antoni’s style of play.

Besides the coach, the players surrounding James are obviously important in his decision. Since he is after all the marquee player, other free agents will be attracted to him and not the other way around. If Lebron signs with the Knicks, don’t you think Chris Bosh, Joe Johnson, Amare Stoudemire, or another free agent will want to join him in New York? The Knicks compared to the rest of the league are the only team that can afford to sign not one but two max free agents this summer. The Knicks are hoping to follow the similar blueprint laid out by the Boston Celtics; bring together a group of stars that have never won a title and collectively achieve greatness.

Role players such as the sharp shooting Danilo Gallinari and the slashing forward Wilson Chandler would be great complimentary players to play off of James. While not as popular as other teams’ stars, they are better fits to play alongside him. What also is not being talked about is that Eddy Curry will come off the Knicks payroll the following year. This means the Knicks would be allowed to spend an extra 10 million on free agents in the 2011-2012 season. So, if they do struggle, they would have the necessary cap room to once again improve their roster and sign a free agent to be like Carmelo Anthony or Tony Parker.

At the end of the day, arguably the best basketball player in the world deserves nothing less than the best stage to perform on and supporting cast. As Lebron’s buddy Jay-Z put it, New York is the, “concrete jungle where dreams are made of. There’s nothing you can’t do, now you’re in New York.”

Baseball's Back

2010 is the start of a new decade, and possibly another dynasty. The Yankees are the champs, yet they were able to improve through their off-season acquisitions. Adding a centerfielder with Curtis Granderson’s caliber adds a new element to an already powerful team. He improves their offensive lineup, and their weakness {if they had} gets a boost with his defensive intangibles. They also brought back the former Yankee in Javier Vasquez for the fan favorite the “Melk Man.” Cabrera was a role player, now they have quality starting pitcher who was the ace of the Atlanta Braves. He gives the Yankees an amazing rotation that also includes C.C. Sabathia, A.J. Burnett, Andy Pettitte, and Phil Hughes. You have to think the Yanks cannot go another season with both Burnett and Pettitte avoiding the DL at some point in the season, which is why Vasquez’s role will become even more important. The Pinstripes did lose the MVP of the World Series in Hideki Matsui though they did sign veteran Nick Johnson who can fill in adequately at DH. Brett Gardner shows great speed on the bases and will split time with the veteran and underrated Randy Winn to replace Johnny Damon. This Yankee team seems to have no real holes and looks again like the cream of the crop.

If the Yankees remain the best team in baseball, then the Seattle Mariners remain the luckiest. They received the best pitcher in last season’s post season Cliff Lee, for prospects. Cliff Lee alongside Felix Hernandez is as good as a 1-2 punch there is. If Eric Bedard can remain healthy, {big if} then it is a great 1-2-3 tandem. They also brought in the versatile Chone Figgins who they literally stole from their rival Angels. He is an underappreciated player who at the top of the order can work nicely with Ichiro Suzuki. Defensively this team will be one of the best in the game. If this is not the season that the Halos lose the AL West Division then I do not know when it is. Losing Jon Lackey to the Red Sox and Vlad to the Texas Rangers takes away the heart and soul of this team, which is why I see Seattle winning the division.

The AL Central is a complete coin flip. Any team in any given year can win this division, with the most dramatic regular season finishes usually occurring. The Twins always seem to be the safest pick, except they lost their dominant closer Joe Nathan. Without him, I look for the White Sox to emerge from this competitive group. Maybe the least publicized move of the offseason was getting Jake Peavy. I know they technically got him in the middle of last year, but he was not healthy and now we truly get to see him at his best. Their pitching is good enough with a mixture of veterans like Mark Buehrle and young guns like Gavin Floyd and John Danks. Their hitting is fine as well, with bounce back years expected from both outfielders Carlos Quentin and Alex Rios. Juan Pierre is a nice addition who will play the role that Scott Podsednik used to have when they won a world series. They aren’t superior in any one category but are solid in all areas across the board to win the division.

The Wildcard spot belongs to The Redsox. They signed Jon Lackey who is a great pitcher especially in the post-season. He does particularly well against the hated Yankees. Their major question remains can they replace the HR and RBI productivity lost with Jason Bay gone? They added Adrian Beltre who defensively helps, but his best offensive years are in the past. They also inexplicitly brought in Mike Cameron to play centerfield, who is about as old as Betty White. Overall though their pitching rotation could be the best in the majors, and you know if they struggle early with the bat, a mid season trade is more than likely. {Early prediction; they trade for Adrian Gonzalez} Look for them to once again be in the post-season.

The other team that made it to the World Series may have made the most news this offseason by shipping away their best pitcher Cliff Lee for ace Roy Halladay. It is not an everyday occurrence to see two CY Young award winners being traded for one another. Prospects were dealt along the way and it is tough to guess if any of them will ever become stars, but Halladay will have more pressure than the average pitcher coming to an already proven winner in Philadelphia. {Remember this is the city that booed Santa Claus.} Halladay not only has to be dominant, but he has to be better than the guy whose numbers include a 4-0 record, 33 strikeouts, and 1.56 ERA in the post-season. If he is not better than Cliff Lee, it will be difficult to argue they made a great trade even though they are bringing back a stellar pitcher in return. If they were able to keep Cliff Lee along with Roy Halladay rather than immediately trading Lee for more prospects, then I would have said World Series Lock. Instead they went the safe route and did not want to jeopardize their future. While I understand why, is still tempting to imagine a pitching rotation of Lee, Halladay, Hamels, Happ and Blanton. Nevertheless, this is the easiest division to predict. The Phillies are still on top, with teams like the Mets and Braves chasing them during the course of the season.

The Cardinals also had a good offseason, nothing spectacular but that’s what they manage to do. They resigned arguably the best free agent in Matt Holiday who with Albert Pujols is as frightening for opponents to see as Keith Richards on a good day. Adding Brad Penny to the rotation is also a silent but effective move. While terrible with the Red Sox, he improved tremendously when he bounced back to the NL and finished last season on the Giants. Plus Pitching Coach Dave Duncan can get the most out of his veterans, so I look for him to have a nice season. Chris Carpenter and Adam Wainwright are two of the finest pitchers in the game. The Cardinals balance of great pitching and hitting should allow them to be considered the favorites to repeat as NL Central champs.

San Fran will be the NL West winners this year. While runs will come at a bare minimum, they now have more bats than last year to at least score some runs to support their amazing pitching staff. They brought in veterans like Aubrey Huff and Mark DeRosa who should help their new superstar Pablo Sandoval. Sandoval reminds us of a young Guerrero who has a legitimate chance at NL MVP or at the very least to be in the discussion. The real key to this team though is the starting rotation. Tim Lincecum is the reigning NL CY Young and should once again pitch well. Matt Cain is also in his prime and will be a nice source for strikeouts. This is a team on the rise, and can capture its first division title since the days of Barry Bonds.

I look for the Dodgers to capture the Wild Card slot in a real tight race. The Mets, Braves, Rockies, and Brewers will all be in the hunt, but at the end of the day look for Joe Torre’s team to rise above the rest. Their hitting is potent with rising talents like Matt Kemp, James Loney, and Andre Ethier. Don’t count out Manny either. Even though he may be off steroids or fertility drugs, he still is dangerous with the bat in his hands. Although, the best thing they have going is their bull pen. It is one of the strongest in baseball with Jonathan Broxton as the closer. This give them the edge to make it to the playoffs.

ESPN Entertainment Sports Programming Nonsense

I think it is a fair assumption to make that pretty much every guy has watched Sports Center at some point in their life and most watch it on a regular basis. Whether it is the first channel you turn to when waking up, the channel you put on out of pure boredom, or the last channel you watch before going to bed, everyone knows the sound of da da da da da da. So what I am about to write may seem like blasphemy, criticizing the very channel that gets us by throughout the week, but I believe it is well deserved. This latest coverage of Tiger Woods is what put me over the edge. His 13 minute press conference on Friday did not deserve the amount of attention it received. ESPN discussed way too many specifics of his speech that were simply not important. Sports fans had to deal with many of these pointless topics such as why Tiger Woods did not take questions, the amount of people in the actual room, why his wife was not there, and the camera angle in which he was speaking at. The only question people should care about is when he will be back on the golf course. {and this was not even answered} His news footage was running for close to 24 hours on the network and the bottom line of ESPN had its own segment devoted to Tiger Woods. It got to the point where you literally had to change the channel.

I am not arguing that Tiger Woods did not deserve coverage because he clearly is the world’s greatest athlete, but there are other stories worth paying attention to that were overshadowed by Tiger’s Press Conference. USA Olympians winning gold such as Apolo Ohno, Lindsey Vonn, and Shaun White, the start of Spring Training for baseball clubs, NBA trades made at the deadline, and bubble teams trying to make the March Madness Tournament.

Now ESPN has done this before, over killing stories similar to the radio over playing Lady Gaga songs. Do any of these annoying topics ring a bell; Brett Favre, baseball players admitting to Steroids, the summer Free Agent Class of 2010, and Danica Patrick? The average fan cares about the news of many of these topics, but not to the point that ESPN commits to these stories. Sure they want to know where Brett Favre will be next year or if Lebron James is leaving Cleveland, but speculative stories with little reporting does nobody any good. To guess where one will play next season months before the start of their respective seasons or to overanalyze the responses’ after Mark McGwire and A-Rod gave interviews seems tiresome for fans.

I still love ESPN and always will. Sports Center has made the slightest changes which try to keep the show as fresh as possible such as switching to new anchors at noon, and moving to Los Angles. We as fans still watch and do not really care about their gimmicks, but as an audience all we are asking for is more highlights and less gossip. The Entertainment Sports Programming Network {ESPN} spends way too much time looking at the “E”ntertainment when they should do a better job at focusing on the “S”ports, since after all their target audience last time I checked are sports fans.

Western Conference: Questions and Answers

1. Los Angles Lakers
Question- Can Kobe Bryant legitimately start being compared to dare I say Michael Jordan?
Answer- This is the most complete team in the league and should be favored to win back to back championships. Yes, they lost Trevor Ariza, but replacing him with Ron Artest will be an instant upgrade. Coach Phil Jackson will get the most out of Ron Artest who combines Dennis Rodman’s antics with Scottie Pippen’s defensive swagger.{Something Jordan was familiar with} If the Lakers do in fact repeat, Kobe would only be one ring away from Jordan, and at least be allowed to be in the same sentence as “His Airness”.

2. San Antonio Spurs
Question- Does Tim Duncan and company have one more title run in them?
Answer- Richard Jefferson was not a good, but an excellent off-season acquisition. He helps make this team younger and more athletic, something they desperately needed. Health will be their major concern as the season unravels. Barring an injury to injury prone players such as Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili, this team should be playing in the Western Conference Finals. Dejuan Blair will also play an important role off the bench and looks like the biggest steal in this year’s draft as a second round pick.

3. Portland Trail Blazers
Question- Can this be the year that Greg Oden starts playing like a number one pick?
Answer- He will probably never live up to the expectations set for him, because the number two pick in the 2007 NBA Draft was Kevin Durant. He is having an amazing start to his career and could possibly even win the Scoring Title this season. Oden though will be a solid pro, and may even stay healthy enough for a large stretch of the season. Add Andre Miller to this team, and they now become a complete team who were missing a true point guard. {No disrespect to the former Terrapin Steve Blake but c’mon} Brandon Roy is also the most underrated All-Star in the league and will produce huge numbers once again.

4. Dallas Mavericks
Question- Is Rick Carlisle a good enough coach to take them to the next level?
Answer- Adding Shawn Marion to a front line that already consists of Dirk Nowitzki is quite a tandem. Throw the impressive Josh Howard into the mix alongside last season’s 6^th man of the year, Jason Terry and this team has real potential. Did I forget to mention they also have a future Hall-a-Fame point guard in Jason Kidd? Remember it was only a few years ago that they had the best record in the West and went to the finals only to lose to the Heat. This team could be the sleeper team to make a big run come playoff time, and yes their head coach is qualified to take them there.

5. Denver Nuggets
Question- Was last season a fluke, or are they a legit contender?
Answer- Carmelo Anthony is an amazing offensive talent, and if it wasn’t for being in the same draft class as Lebron James, Dwayne Wade, and Chris Bosh, he would get even more attention then he already does. This team has loads of talent and with the veteran Chauncey Billups leading the way, they are a serious threat once again; however, I do see them slipping in the standings this season by a couple of games to some of the teams mentioned above.

6. Phoenix Suns
Question- Can they win consistently without Steve Nash’s buddy Mike D’Antoni?
Answer- They will find a way to be back in the playoffs after missing out on last season’s festivities. A full year under Alvin Gentry, Nash’s refueled fire after signing an extension over the summer, and Amare Stoudemire trying to cash in on a big pay day, as he becomes a free agent next season, should all be reasons that motivate this team into getting a playoff berth. Losing Shaq also may not have been as bad as originally thought, because this offense clearly did not flow properly with him in the lineup.

7. Utah Jazz
Question- Who will be their future starting power forward?
Answer- Carlos Boozer becomes a free agent at the end of the season, and Paul Millsap had a breakout year. They would like to keep both for the future, but realistically will not be able to afford both. If the Jazz start losing early or find a trading partner in the middle of the season, Carlos Boozer could be shipped out. If that does become the case, then chemistry questions on the court may arise. Overall this team is solid and well-coached which should lead them to another playoff spot for Coach Jerry Sloan.

8. New Orleans Hornets
Question- Can their perimeter play improve?
Answer- Chirs Paul is the game’s best point guard. Getting Emeka Okafor will improve their interior play alongside David West {whose game reminds me of Karl Malone}, yet they have no steady outside shooting. Peja Stojakovic helped this team reach a high playoff seed two years ago, but his health always remains a question. Morris Peterson is not exactly the shot making shooting guard one great team envisions while the signing of James Posey has yet to pay off. They still have talent, but are not good enough to be a major threat in the Wild Wild West. {Especially now that they fired Byron Scott}

9. Oklahoma City Thunder
Question- Will their lack of experience ultimately cost them from missing the playoffs?
Answer- Unfortunately yes. This team may provide similar entertainment as the Phoenix Suns have with youngsters such as Kevin Durant, Jeff Green, and Russell Westbrook. This team will be around for a while especially now that they added the rookie James Harden. They still need help along their front line, but after suffering a horrendous season last year, they will be a playoff team in the near future and for years to come.

10. Houston Rockets
Question- Can Aaron Brooks win Most Improved Player?
Answer- He is my early favorite to take home this award, as a career year is in store for him. The reason for this is because there are no other scorers on his team. Without Yao Ming and Tracy Mcgrady, Aaron Brooks is their only legit option on offense. Signing Trevor Ariza is a nice pickup, but he is not a 20 point scorer and is more of a 10-15 points per game type player. Luis Scola, Shane Battier, and Carl Landry are great role players, but without their all-stars in the starting lineup, it will be difficult for this team to be back in the playoffs.

11. Los Angeles Clippers
Question- Does Number 1 overall pick Blake Griffin develop quickly?
Answer- No one is sure if he is a starter, star, all-star or franchise player. He plays with as Walt Clyde Frasier would say, “A reckless abandon.” In English, he is as tough as nails, but I am a little concerned that he may pan out to be similar to another number one draft pick in Kenyon Martin. Both are great players that just cannot seem to stay on the court. Blake Griffin also has to develop his jump shot to be a complete player. He seems like he will be a star, but not someone who can save an entire franchise which is what the Clippers need.

12. Golden State Warriors
Question- Can their young talent blend well with their veterans?
Answer- They have promising players in Stephen Curry and Anthony Randolph, but there older guys are not the most ideal players to look up to. Monta Ellis was in a motorcycle accident last year after lying to the Warriors front office about the incident initially, while Captain Stephen Jackson {who apparently does not have a little Captain in him}finally got traded. The last time I checked, this is not the right formula for winning, and thus they will once again be a mediocre team in the Western Conference.

13. Minnesota Timberwolves
Question- How many point guards can one team have?
Answer- They signed Ramon Sessions after a breakthrough year with the Milwaukee Bucks, drafted Johnny Flynn with the 6^th overall pick, and have their 5^th pick Ricky Rubio playing overseas in Spain. They need one of these three to develop to team up with Al Jefferson to form a nice one-two punch. The T-Wolves still need help with their perimeter scoring, but are at least moving in the right direction.

14. Memphis Grizzles
Question- Will the Allen Iverson experiment work?
Answer- If I wrote this two weeks ago, when I originally planned, I would have said maybe. Ask me this question now, it’s a no brainer. A guy who still thinks he deserves 30 plus minutes at the age of 30 on a young team just does not work. Iverson can still play, but a championship contender does not want him because he takes too many shots, and a young team does not want him because he takes away too many minutes. If Iverson retires like this it is a real shame since he is a Hall-a-Famer. As far as the Grizzles season goes, Aerosmith sang it best, “Same Old Song and Dance.” More Losing!

15. Sacramento Kings
Question- How will the Jew do?
Answer- Omri Casspi became the first Israeli to be drafted into the first round of the NBA. {I am sure he celebrated with some Brisket and Matzah Ball Soup.} His development along with Tyreke Evans are the only reasons for playing this season because let’s face it; this team is not anywhere close to being in the playoff hunt. Both rookies will have successful NBA futures, but they are going to need more help around them before they become competitive.